HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHY AND KHATHY!
This is a post about what I would get you lovely ladies if I had a million dollars. In other words, this is a post about cool fantasy presents that will make the presents I actually got you seem really crappy.
My dearest Khathy, for you, I would use $999,860 to bribe J. Crew into restocking the Piazza jacket, then I would use the rest to buy it for you:
God I could stare at that picture all day.
And actually, since I was sick and had to miss your party, I would embezzle $348.95 back from J. Crew and use it to buy you these Moschino flats, because they are so you and would go perfectly with your new Piazza jacket:
And Rachel, my Beef, I wouldn't just buy you this awesome ring:
I would buy you the artist who made this ring to work as your personal jewelry slave for as long as a million dollars buys a personal jewelry slave (what is the going rate these days, anyway?) so your every whim could be turned into a little ring painting.
And this skirt too, because who knows, maybe a personal jewelry slave would just be kind of creepy:
Love you both times infinity!
jacket: J. Crew
flats: Moschino, zappos.com
ring: Ananda Khalsa, guild.com