Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Advanced Fashion Quiz

The man in the following photo is:

a. A model in a recent Dsquared runway show.

b. A serial killer with circulation problems.

c. Both.

(I'm actually not sure what the answer is. I do know if I saw that guy in that outfit staggering toward me on a dark street corner, I'd scream, run the other way, and promptly alert a responsible adult.)

25 comments:

Lana said...

LOL

Patricia said...

Umm...I'm gonna go with C I think. :) Too freakin funny!

Beth Michelle said...

Oh my. He frightens me.

Jen said...

Scary model says, "Stay in school, kids. Don't drop out and become a shirtless trash collector!"

Alpha Monkey said...

I will now declare my agedness: D. He looks like a Hobo who eats the leftover protein shakes from the soup kitchen. E. Maybe the bicycle runner between the Meth Lab and the street dealers. Hard to tell. I didn't get a good look at his teeth.

What I can't figure out is, what is on him that you can't just get at Old Navy and Home Depot?

futurelint said...

ooh yeah, the gloves are what really push it over into creepy!

fashion court said...

Orange socks = prison socks.

Sal said...

Har! Cargo shorts, gardening gloves, and a bare chest. What ALL the fashionable men will be wearing this spring.

Mindy said...

You know it's bad when even the ghosts in the background look horrified.

Brianne said...

I pick d) A fashion-savvy guy newly into the construction business who spent all his money on colour-coordinating socks and long underwear instead of a shirt.

WendyB said...

Escapee from True Blood?

Trilby said...

Love the blog. Definitely C.

Lol.

www.thegirlinthetrilby.blogspot.com

Bridget said...

At least he's not carrying a Starbucks cup this season.

GLC said...

I am both attracted to and really scared of this guy at the same time.

Rosie Unknown said...

I am definitely going with c, but I might have added in D: the creeper who may or may not be using steroids who lives at your local gym.

Ang said...

Pretty weak. Thought it was '90s Marky Mark at first.

Veronica said...

I agree with GLC, he's scary and hot all at once. Reminds me a little of the scene from Fight Club with Brad Pitt wearing the yellow rubber glove!

Audi said...

That’d be a great outfit to wear while murdering – er, pulling weeds.

Tamia said...

I'm going to say he's cold on top and toasty on the bottom. Who goes shirtless while wearing long johns? Save that for Transylvania, bro!

~Tamia
TheStyleSample.com

KD said...

Me too. Responsible adults are reliable, one hopes.

E said...

Totally both. He's missing the plastic sheet though.

Emily said...

Methinks he's wearing two pairs of socks, and long underwear, but for some reason cut the legs of the long johns and rolled down his socks. Perhaps to show his hairy chicken legs?
OR maybe passed out at a party?
Was volunteering to clean up the meth house, but accidentally got addicted in the process?
Oh yeah, holla to a fellow banks gal!

TheSundayBest said...

d) Wondering how his life has come to this.

Mar said...

Is his crotch stuffed, or is that just the pants? Because I'm seeing a slightly implausible bulge down there...

enc said...

d. a man with hair too pretty for words.

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