Me: Hey, girl!
Model: Hey.
Me: So, whatcha doin'?
Model: Just hanging out.
Me: Seriously though, what are you doing?
Model: I told you. I'm hanging out.
Me: You hang out like that?
Model: Yeah. This is hanging out, rocker style.
Me: Really? Cuz it sort of looks like you're hanging out, trying-not-to-touch-the-toilet-seat style.
Model: Whatever.
Me: Are those sequins chafing or something?
Model: No!
Me: Tell the truth.
Model: Well, a little.
Me: I knew it!
Model: Damnit, I thought I was pulling this off.
Me: You're doing great! It's just, I'm just not sure we should start equating "awkward squatting" with "rocker style."
Model: I guess...
Me: How long have you been squatting over here?
Model: Two hours.
Me: Jesus. OK, that actually might qualify as rocker style, but solely because of the muscle endurance involved.
Model: Don't forget the chafing.
Me: Mick Jagger's got nothing on you.
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25 comments:
too freakin funny!!!
"Cuz it sort of looks like you're hanging out, trying-not-to-touch-the-toilet-seat style."
winona, please be my heterosexual life partner.
Ahahaha, very amusing :)
annaloren--
Of course! I was waiting for you to ask!
Ahahahaha, I love your imagined conversations!
I love these!
That is brilliant! You are brilliant! This is hilarious!
You always make me laugh. Out loud. In the middle of the office. Not good!!
Haha! That's one awkward pose. Poor models.
I prefer "exfoliating" to "chafing," thank you very much.
Seriously. She's gonna get some rock-star-level quads doing that ...
hahaha
you fun talk! hehhehe
Great blog!
very entertaining! you could be a stand up comic! :-)
it's like the photog said to her "ok, do a squat. and now, try to get your legs and face in the same frame. go!"
I don't blame her, poor girl. Sequins can chafe something fierce.
Thanks for the laugh, I needed that today!
that lady clearly has both buns and thighs of steel
shes just showing her hair off. its hard on the neck, so she has to bend all weird :)
Bahaha! I adore your imagined conversations.
Poor model/rocker girl :(. 2 hours of squatting compiled with chaffing... What we wont do to look good. Regardless, those sequin pants are cool!
Looks like shes bending over picking up a dropped lighter or something...so not a rock star...that just street hooker style
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I actually burst out laughing when I read this!
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Lol... at first I thought she was headbanging until you brought up the toilet.
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Love this. When you compared awkward squatting with rocker style, all I could think is 'Crab Core' http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crab%20Core
Hubs and I have been laughing about Crab Core a week or so now and for you to show this.. .just makes my day!!
ahahahah! god, I just started reading your blog. you're too hilarious.
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