Wednesday, September 02, 2009

An Imagined Conversation Between Myself and This Model


Me: Hey, girl!

Model: Hey.

Me: So, whatcha doin'?

Model: Just hanging out.

Me: Seriously though, what are you doing?

Model: I told you. I'm hanging out.

Me: You hang out like that?

Model: Yeah. This is hanging out, rocker style.

Me: Really? Cuz it sort of looks like you're hanging out, trying-not-to-touch-the-toilet-seat style.

Model: Whatever.

Me: Are those sequins chafing or something?

Model: No!

Me: Tell the truth.

Model: Well, a little.

Me: I knew it!

Model: Damnit, I thought I was pulling this off.

Me: You're doing great! It's just, I'm just not sure we should start equating "awkward squatting" with "rocker style."

Model: I guess...

Me: How long have you been squatting over here?

Model: Two hours.

Me: Jesus. OK, that actually might qualify as rocker style, but solely because of the muscle endurance involved.

Model: Don't forget the chafing.

Me: Mick Jagger's got nothing on you.


Image via Shopbop

26 comments:

Laura said...

too freakin funny!!!

annaloren said...

"Cuz it sort of looks like you're hanging out, trying-not-to-touch-the-toilet-seat style."

winona, please be my heterosexual life partner.

Alex said...

Ahahaha, very amusing :)

daddylikeyblog said...

annaloren--
Of course! I was waiting for you to ask!

Ms Constantine said...

Ahahahaha, I love your imagined conversations!

Kitty said...

I love these!

Rosie Unknown said...

That is brilliant! You are brilliant! This is hilarious!

tor (fabfrocks) said...

You always make me laugh. Out loud. In the middle of the office. Not good!!

Hammy said...

Haha! That's one awkward pose. Poor models.

WendyB said...

I prefer "exfoliating" to "chafing," thank you very much.

Sal said...

Seriously. She's gonna get some rock-star-level quads doing that ...

KIRAFASHION said...

hahaha

you fun talk! hehhehe


Great blog!

niftythriftyowl said...

very entertaining! you could be a stand up comic! :-)

Erin said...

it's like the photog said to her "ok, do a squat. and now, try to get your legs and face in the same frame. go!"

lisa said...

I don't blame her, poor girl. Sequins can chafe something fierce.

Michele said...

Thanks for the laugh, I needed that today!

jess said...

that lady clearly has both buns and thighs of steel

Ariel said...

shes just showing her hair off. its hard on the neck, so she has to bend all weird :)

Isabel said...

Bahaha! I adore your imagined conversations.

Freckle and Hyde said...

Poor model/rocker girl :(. 2 hours of squatting compiled with chaffing... What we wont do to look good. Regardless, those sequin pants are cool!

World Traveler said...

Looks like shes bending over picking up a dropped lighter or something...so not a rock star...that just street hooker style
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Claudette said...

I actually burst out laughing when I read this!

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Annie Spandex said...

Lol... at first I thought she was headbanging until you brought up the toilet.

Congrats MAJOR congrats on your book!!!! I want it!

CraftyHope said...

Love this. When you compared awkward squatting with rocker style, all I could think is 'Crab Core' http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crab%20Core

Hubs and I have been laughing about Crab Core a week or so now and for you to show this.. .just makes my day!!

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Teaspoon said...

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