Martin Sheen, raccoon fashion blogger extraordinaire, dishes out the style tips:
Hey, Martin here.
Sorry it's been awhile since my last post. I ran into a bit of trouble with some neighborhood toughs and had to skip town for awhile. Which is to say, a grumpy rat told me to step off his ham sandwich, and I was like, "Can't I please just have a corner?" and he was like, "No, and you have an ugly face," so I went and hid in a hole for a month.
But now I'm back, and to make that mean rat jealous, I really want to get a ham charm:
Cool, huh? And only $1.20. I've gotta start saving up.
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