Thursday, September 10, 2009

Martin on Ham (and revenge)

Martin Sheen, raccoon fashion blogger extraordinaire, dishes out the style tips:

Hey, Martin here.

Sorry it's been awhile since my last post. I ran into a bit of trouble with some neighborhood toughs and had to skip town for awhile. Which is to say, a grumpy rat told me to step off his ham sandwich, and I was like, "Can't I please just have a corner?" and he was like, "No, and you have an ugly face," so I went and hid in a hole for a month.

But now I'm back, and to make that mean rat jealous, I really want to get a ham charm:

Cool, huh? And only $1.20. I've gotta start saving up.

XOXO,
Martin

p.s. If you're new to the site and/or judging me right now, please click here to understand the whole raccoon fashion blogger thing.

8 comments:

Hannah said...

hahahaha gosh i love martin

Anonymous said...

Damn. What a spiteful rat. And totally bad at sharing.

Lorena said...

OH ! Martin is just such a trend spotter !
All my friends will get this charm for Christmas...

WendyB said...

This reminds me that I took a photo of a giant raccoon for you! I have to dig that up. Maybe Martin will recognize him.

Sarah Von Bargen said...

Oh Martin, you're a raccoon after my own heart. And I *don't* just say that to all the raccoons.
Just a few.

hippyhippychic said...

hehe funny charm.
x

Rosie Unknown said...

Yummy! (the charm, not the sandwich.)

eritia said...

when i was in fifth grade, there was a class trend in which we made our own trading cards using foods or small animals as mascots, such as pickles and lizards. you would draw your chosen mascot on an index card and decorate it with a particular theme. my mascot was a ham, and i drew it identically to that charm.

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