That's right, folks! It's time for another installment of the always popular and completely uncatchy as an acronym FMFFI. If you're just tuning in, read this and/or this to get all caught up. We'll wait.
Got it? Good. Today's fashion item is one of the many intriguing creations from the Giles Fall 2007 Ready-to-Wear (I might have to disagree with that) fashion show:
Take it away, fellas!
The Boyfriend: (Gasps) What the hell is going on here? There's just no way this can be salvaged...
The Father: Jesus! (Giggles like a schoolgirl) That is the biggest, orangest cow excrescence* I've ever seen.
*For definition, see below.
Brother, age 12: What is that?? It looks like a dead boa constrictor killing a golden statue with a human head and fuzzy feet!
Brother, age 17: Hmmmm...Those legs look like the draft horse legs, you know, at the county fair?
Brother, age 19: That's how Jon Voight died in Anaconda!
And finally, the definition of "excrescence," according to my dad: "Well, it's a big blob of undifferentiated, rotting, putrescent flesh."
I'll leave you with that.