Friday, March 02, 2007

Five Men's Fashion First Impressions

That's right, folks! It's time for another installment of the always popular and completely uncatchy as an acronym FMFFI. If you're just tuning in, read this and/or this to get all caught up. We'll wait.

Got it? Good. Today's fashion item is one of the many intriguing creations from the Giles Fall 2007 Ready-to-Wear (I might have to disagree with that) fashion show:


Take it away, fellas!


The Boyfriend: (Gasps) What the hell is going on here? There's just no way this can be salvaged...

The Father: Jesus! (Giggles like a schoolgirl) That is the biggest, orangest cow excrescence* I've ever seen.
*For definition, see below.

Brother, age 12: What is that?? It looks like a dead boa constrictor killing a golden statue with a human head and fuzzy feet!

Brother, age 17: Hmmmm...Those legs look like the draft horse legs, you know, at the county fair?

Brother, age 19: That's how Jon Voight died in Anaconda!


And finally, the definition of "excrescence," according to my dad: "Well, it's a big blob of undifferentiated, rotting, putrescent flesh."


I'll leave you with that.

6 comments:

Sterling said...

I love all of the men in your life

Anonymous said...

ex cres cence |ikˈskresəns|
noun
a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, esp. one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
• an unattractive or superfluous addition or feature : removing the excrescences of later interpretation.

Either way, it sounds yummy. Thanks for the new word

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Emma said...

JESUS CHRIST.
why would one wrap granny's knitted afghan around their head?
and then wrap their feet in deconstructed trash bags?
fashion masochism.

beezy said...

your men are hilarious. keep their opinions coming!

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