I met a deer once. He was eating grass behind a farmhouse where I'd just found some old pie. The pie was delicious. The deer, a bit boring. I mean, we talked for awhile, actually ended up grabbing a drink, but overall his personality was pretty bland; he kept getting stunned by bright lights and when it came time to head home, he just ran into the door over and over, which was kind of annoying.
Anyway, what I'm getting at is that there's this shoe brand called "Oh Deer!". They make shoes like these:
And I'm thinking they should change their name to "Oh Raccoon!" Those are my kind of shoes, baby.
Oh Deer! Edina, $180, ravinstyle.com