Wow.

Have you ever wondered what it would look like if a designer handbag came in contact with some of that pink slime from Ghostbusters 2 that made inanimate objects come alive and it acquired a taste for blood and went hunting and killed a coyote and ate it and then threw it up the next morning when its owner was just trying to pose for a bloomingdales.com photoshoot like nothing was wrong?

Wonder no more, my friends.

Cynthia Rowley, $675.