Here's why these Dolce & Gabbana scarves on Overstock.com are awesome, in the form of a 5-paragraph persuasive essay outline as taught to me by my freshman English teacher in high school, Ms. O'Neill, and forcibly untaught to me by every college professor I've ever had:
Title: These Dolce & Gabbana Scarves are Awesome
Thesis Statement: These Dolce & Gabbana scarves are awesome and you should buy them.
Broad opening statement: Scarves are vital and versatile accessories in any woman's wardrobe, and colorful scarves are the best.
Paragraph (argument) 1: These scarves are really pretty.
Paragraph (argument) 2: These scarves are by Dolce & Gabbana.
Paragraph (argument) 3: These scarves used to cost $200, but on Overstock.com, they cost $24.99. Yes, $24.99. As in, you save 175 bucks.
Conclusion (restate thesis statement and main points): These Dolce & Gabbana scarves are awesome and you should buy them. They are really pretty, they are by Dolce & Gabbana and they used to cost $200, but now they cost $24.99.
Pretty persuasive, huh?
(I know this picture makes 'em look a tad old-ladyish, but I assure you, close up they are tres chic.)