Cue the Rich Laughtrack.

If I were the type of person who could (and I'm really not sure if I'm using "could" here in a moral or purely financial sense) spend $500 on a trendy item like an ankle boot, these very well might be my extravagant choice. Although (morally speaking now), I'm not sure if I could spend $500 on an item from a brand with "Cheap" in the title. I think that's rich humor. I don't get it.

Moschino Cheap & Chic, Nordstrom.com

Thanks Tito.