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The Affair of the Tap Pants
I found these Eberjey tap pants (I'm obsessed with the term "tap pants" and would have bought them even if they were polyester and screenprinted with portraits of high-level Iraqi insurgents, just for the name) for half price at Nordstrom the other day, and they are so cute I'm considering wearing them to my first day of winter term. Just them. Because I believe the saying goes, "Tap pants are way better than real pants." Or something like that.
This isn't really the best picture, since the odd lighting and camera flash and shag carpet background kind of make it look like I'm forcing my innocent tap pants to pose while I stroke my thick red 1970's mustache and say, "Yes. That's good. You're so pretty, tap pants." I have to go apologize to them now.
This isn't really the best picture, since the odd lighting and camera flash and shag carpet background kind of make it look like I'm forcing my innocent tap pants to pose while I stroke my thick red 1970's mustache and say, "Yes. That's good. You're so pretty, tap pants." 
6 comments:
Those tap pants are so sexy, it would be hard not to sexually abuse them à la the classic movie Fame.
All you need is lace fleur pasties and you can be the hottest tap dancing burlesque dancer to stand on the face of earth.
wow i've never heard of tap pants???
Haha, that's halirous! I could picture you doing that :P
I didn't know these were called tap pants, now i know :)
Very burlesque!
Those are cute. I like that name too... tap pants. The name makes them even cuter!
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