The truth is, even raccoons have gotta break out the formal wear sometimes.I'll never forget the time I was munching on day-old escargot in an alley behind a fancy restaurant wearing, well, nothing, and a waiter came out with a bag of garbage and chased me out of there, hissing and kicking cans and calling me a filthy animal. I couldn't believe I'd been so naive about the dress code! After that, I vowed that never again would I miss out on a serving of delicious snails just because I forgot to put clothes on.
I think a black sequin vest would do the trick. Don't you?XOXO,
Martin
Kimchi & Blue sequin vest, on sale for $34.99, urbn.com
2 comments:
ohhh how pefect is that...esp for those times when you don't want to look like a walking disco ball!!!
i think the mental image of a raccoon in a sequin vest is just about the best i've had all day..
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