Sorry to be so graphic, but this morning I awoke to find my dog had eaten a bird and thrown it up on the front porch. Why in god's name is this relevant on a fashion blog? Well, I was shocked to find that the pile of dog vomit looked exactly like the main beaded section on this Fendi bag:
Who knew that I could have scooped that right up off the porch, attached a Fendi clasp and a rusty chain and sold it to unknowing fashionistas for $2090 a pop? And who knows what luxury brand-inspired creation my dog will regurgitate next? Perhaps tonight she'll eat a shrew and in the morning I'll find a perfectly replicated Chanel 2.55 on the patio? I have to go follow her around the yard now to make sure I don't miss anything.
Fendi Small Beaded B Bag, yes it's seriously $2090, saks.com