Friday, January 26, 2007

Barf Bag

Sorry to be so graphic, but this morning I awoke to find my dog had eaten a bird and thrown it up on the front porch. Why in god's name is this relevant on a fashion blog? Well, I was shocked to find that the pile of dog vomit looked exactly like the main beaded section on this Fendi bag:


Who knew that I could have scooped that right up off the porch, attached a Fendi clasp and a rusty chain and sold it to unknowing fashionistas for $2090 a pop? And who knows what luxury brand-inspired creation my dog will regurgitate next? Perhaps tonight she'll eat a shrew and in the morning I'll find a perfectly replicated Chanel 2.55 on the patio? I have to go follow her around the yard now to make sure I don't miss anything.

Fendi Small Beaded B Bag, yes it's seriously $2090, saks.com

10 comments:

Christina and Emily said...

Just when I thought fendi's bags couldn't get more repulsive!

QM said...

That dog could be your fortune, your ticket to fame...don't let that mutt out of your site!

Anna said...

Wow, your dog is very talented. But that bag, does resemble something along the lines of barf.

eurobrat said...

That is the most hideous bag... ack ack ack.

Karinaxoxo said...

Very disappointing from Fendi.

Haute Girl said...

just plain ugly.

Carissa said...

You never fail to make me smile.

Alice said...

hm! one ugly fendi bag = 3 months' rent on an efficiency on the north side of chicago ,= one month mortgage on two houses in salt lake city, = 1.5 new mac iBooks or one macbook pro, = 6 new nikon coolpix L5s, = 4.5 new canon elura digital camcorders = 1 outpatient tonsillectomy as performed at logan specialty hospital.

dusk&summer said...

you're dog wasn't barfing for no reason..he and fendi just have the same vision

the lipstick lady said...

hilarious, my stomach hurts and I'm not kidding. from laughing. not from the whole dog-barfing business

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