Forgive me Fendi for I have sinned

So a while ago I was at the Optician's with my boyfriend Nick, and I picked up a pair of beautiful Fendi frames and put them on and posed in the mirror and wondered just what sort of life I would lead if I could only lead it through these gorgeous glasses. Mid Fendi-fantasy, Nick comes over and goes "The sides of those glasses look like swastikas."

I couldn't believe such blasphemy and I threatened him to take it back and pondered a break-up, but now that I've calmed down a bit and looked again, well, if you squint your eyes a little, they kinda do...